Brief Biographical Details

I was born in Toronto, Ontario, on my birthday.  (Toronto, Ontario, is located on planet Earth.)

I am made of 100 % recycled molecules.  Some say the same molecules that originally made up Abraham Lincoln.  Who knows?

My parents met in a lab.  They were test tube babies.

I attended Pubic Public School.  It was located in the groin of Toronto.  I later attended high school at Mountain Collegiate Institute (MCI).

Upon graduating from Grade 42 at MCI, I worked as a popunce at Alice’s Restaurant.  It was there that I learned the difference between bacon and eggs.  I am not a genius, but I now know the difference between bacon and eggs.

Even though I could get anything I wanted at Alice’s Restaurant, I left my job as a popunce to pursue a career in standup comedy.  I made a modest living as a standup comic until I died onstage.  My death was the end of my standup comedy career.

For now, I continue breathing in the Afterlife.  I do not know how this is possible since I do not have lungs, a brain, or any other organs.

I am grateful that the Afterlife has free Internet.  Being online helps to pass the time, which is a miracle because time does not exist.

I have only one hope:  I hope that Forever does not last forever.

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