People constantly tell me, “You have too much stuff! You’re a clutterbug!” They tell me this over and over and over again — and then more over and over and over again. I have been like this all my life, but they feel nagging me will stop me from being a clutterbug.
My clutter is primarily books, but other stuff creeps in, too. I used to argue to defend my collection of clutter each time someone nagged me about it, but no more. I do not care what people say because of the relationship between clutter, creativity and genius. My good friend Albert Einstein said, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
Albert was not alone with his messy desk. Mark Twain and Thomas Edison also worked with cluttered desks.
Is there a connection between clutter, creativity and genius? Some studies say there is. Some people cannot be creative unless they have a clutter-free environment. It is an individual thing.
Some have told me that I am not a genius and not creative. I beg to differ. My IQ of 47 proves that I am a genius. I can draw and write, which makes me creative. My skill level in these areas may be open to dispute, but they are creative acts nonetheless.
There is another creative act that no one can dispute. I am among the creative elite with this creative act. No one can dispute my creative skill.
“What, pray tell, is it?”
Funny you should ask. I can take food and create caca. I am a master at doing this! I challenge people who think they can out-create my caca output. I am so full of it!
Whenever people go on about my clutter, I will remind them of the relationship between clutter, creativity and genius. And if they still nag me about my clutter, then I will poop on them. So there!