Help Yourself Books

Help yourself with the following self-help books:

How to Entertain a Dragon Before It Eats You

by Saint George

Playing Cards with Sharks

by Billy Ocean

How to Think Without Thinking

by D. Dumb

Own Your Junkyard

by Harry Hoarder

How to Be Your Own Worst Enemy

by Inferi O. Complex

Drawing More Than a Salary

by Vincent van Dough

Up and Down

by Bi Polar

Rise and Shine: A Guide to Using Yeast and Shoe Polish

by Steve Surge and Sally Sparkle

Embrace Imperfection

by Mike Misteaks

Unleash Your Potential: How to Make Your Atoms Into Bombs

by Oppie Oppenheimer

Conquering Fear

by Ima Coward

Your Mind-Body Connection

by Gary Glue

Illuminate Your Inner Light

by R. U. Radioactive

The Art of Letting Go

by No Hans

The Alien’s Guide to Anal Probes

by Rear Admiral EeeTee

These books are available wherever cars and mushrooms are sold.

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