Mister & Miss Cellaneous

Studies have proven that people who use the Internet are online.

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My metaphysician gave me a complete checkup.  She said that I was healthy and would live forever, but not in my present body.

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E = mc⁴⁷ 
(The First Draft of Einstein’s Theory)

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What should I think?  I sent God a Facebook Friend Request and he blocked me!

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WARNING:
I MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF INSANITY.

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I washed my brain and can’t do a thing with it!

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What is happiness without happiness?

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I looked in the mirror, and staring back at me was a big brown bun.  I asked it, “What is my roll here?”

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I had a dream that I met Mr. & Miss Cellaneous.  They were made up of an odd bunch of diverse things.

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Is it me, or is this blog running out of miscellaneous ideas?

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