On Being Canadian

Being Canadian means you can speak or kiss in English or French.

Being Canadian means saying, “Excuse me,” when someone bumps into you.

Being Canadian means identifying with America when it does something great (e.g., the Moon landing), and disassociating with America when it does something not-so-great (e.g., electing D.T.).

Being a Canadian means calling yourself a “Canuck.”

Being a Canadian means loving to watch beavers play hockey under a maple tree.

Being a Canadian means apologizing to people who punch you in the face. “I’m sorry that my face got in the way of your fist.”

Being Canadian means living in a country where the parliament buildings are brimming with incredible wildlife.

Being Canadian means celebrating Canadian culture — whatever that may be.
“Canadian culture? I think it has something to do with bacon, beavers and maple syrup.”

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