Stuperstition

If a back cat crosses your path on Friday the 13th, will you hear a tree falling in the forest?

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It is good luck to knock on wood as long as the wood is not someone’s head.

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If you walk under a ladder, you will gain weight if the ladder falls on you.

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It is unlucky for a violinist to use a handsaw as a bow.

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Is it bad luck to drink coffee or tea without a cup?

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Placing new shoes on a table makes them harder to put on.

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People with horseshoes up their asses are not lucky, but usually constipated.

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A keychain with a four-leaf clover is no use unless it has keys.

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Never open an umbrella inside a house unless the ceiling leaks.

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It is terrible luck to blindfold your chauffeur.

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Break a mirror, and you will have seven years of bad luck—unless you are already married.

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Unless you are on friendly terms, never give an alien an anal probe.

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It is bad luck to French kiss someone with a razor-sharp tongue.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does the black cat who crossed your path hear it?

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