The Lighter Side of Total Global Annihilation
Q: Can laughter serve as a coping mechanism during a nuclear war?
A: Yes, for those no longer on the planet.
“How many nuclear wars does it take to change a light bulb?”
“I dunno.”
“Only one, but it will change more than the light bulb.”
“Why did the nuclear war cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To go to a Grateful Dead concert.”
“What do nuclear wars do for recreation?”
“What?”
“They consume magic mushroom clouds.”
Is your vacuum cleaner nuclear-war proof?
ATTENTION
WORLD LEADERS:
PLEASE GIVE US ONE DAY’S NOTICE BEFORE STARTING A NUCLEAR WAR.
THIS WILL GIVE US TIME TO RETURN OUR LIBRARY BOOKS.
THANK YOU.
“You know what I love most about nuclear wars?”
“What?”
“You don’t have to clean up afterwards.”
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Nuclear.”
“Nuclear who?”
“Nuclear war.”
“Uh? Can you come back later? I’m just changing a light bulb.”
“Why did the atomic bomb cross the road?”
“I dunno.”
“To join the nuclear war at the Grateful Dead concert.”
Would a nuclear war cause the Earth to get hot flashes?
Q: How do you prepare for a nuclear war?
A: You leave the planet.
Book – Nuclear War Ettiquette: The Do’s and Don’t’s of Atomic Warfare
“What do nuclear wars do on vacation?”
“I dunno.”
“They go fission.”
A nuclear war walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
And the nuclear war said, “BOOM!”
