What? Another Blog About Doofus?

Some people asked me whether Doofus the Turd is a real person.  Yes, he is.  His name is real only for this blog.

“I don’t need a computer,” says Doofus the Turd.  I read newspapers and know things.  Unlike you, I don’t rely on a computer to know things.”

When I throw his words back at him when he asks me to google something, he says, “Never mind that, just look up _______ for me.”

Doofus also asks a man he meets for coffee to google subjects.  This man has a smartphone.  So much for Doofus the Turd not needing a computer.

Some other Doofus the Turd turdisms:

“There is no such thing as flying saucers.  You can’t tell me where they are from or how they are built; therefore, they don’t exist.”

“Doug Ford is doing an excellent job as the Conservative premiere of Ontario.  The fact that he has increased the size of government and spending further into debt is beside the point.”  

“There is no God.  Religion is all fairy tales and superstition.  I know this because I have common sense.  Belief in God and religion is not common sense.”

And so Doofus the Turd lives happily ever after, denying what does not fit his common sense.

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