“I think, therefore I am,” said Rene Descartes. I say, “I stink, therefore, for I am invited nowhere.”
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If we evolved from monkeys, do our thoughts still come from monkeys?
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Do thoughts come from a philosopher’s freezer, or are thoughts only served fresh after picking them in a forest with trees that make no noise when they fall?
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Do some peoples’ thoughts come from a bottle?
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What about sweet thoughts? Do they come from bees and honey?
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Do thoughts come from a store called Thoughts R Us?
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“Do they mine thoughts from underground brains?” “Are there brains underground?” “Yes.” “How do you know?” “Well, they are not in most peoples’ heads.”
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“Do thoughts come with false teeth?” “Only your dentist knows for sure.”
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Do sick thoughts go to a thoughtspital where Doctors of Philosophy treat them?
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“What were Rene Descartes’ first words when he went to Heaven?” “I dunno.” “He said, ‘I thought, therefore I was.’ “
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