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STILL NO INTERNET
“Why did the Internet cross the road?” “Why?” “To go down on the other side.” * The Internet walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it…
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Gary Johnston
NO INTERNET
NO INTERNET SINCE SEPTEMBER 26TH CABLE CUT? DRAGON? WHO KNOWS?Thanks for reading From The Voices In My Head! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and…
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Fasting and Unsolicited Advice
* Check with your quack to see whether this blog is right for you. I am on Day 19 of a water fast. Does anyone have any advice? Does anyone feel the…
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Gary Johnston
The Wisdom of the Sheep
“I got two vaccines and then got COVID twice. And then I got a third booster and got COVID a third time.” “Are you going to get a fourth booster?” “Of…
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Gary Johnston
WOW!
Big Brother did not censor yesterday’s blog! And he left August 25th’s blog alone. When the information in yesterday’s blog and August 25th’s blog…
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Still Moping
I am still moping---still upset over Big Brother removing a section of my August 24th blog. Big Brother made it look like the censored section never…
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Gary Johnston
August 2023
Freedom of Speech?
This is scary. Big Brother edited yesterday’s blog, Stuff Coming Out. He removed a link and my commentary about the link and edited my blog so it looks…
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Stuff Coming Out
I attended The Ontario School of Ballet and got a degree in Temperature. * When the going gets tough, the tough get Walmart gift certificates. * “Can I…
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Here We Go Again!
Here we go again! The Puppet Masters are getting the sheeple to dance to the songs of fear with another COVID variant. Is this the variant that will…
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Talent?
SOME OF GARY’S FRIENDS GATHER TO CELEBRATE TO CELEBRATE HIS LACK OF ARTISTIC TALENT -267-Thanks for reading From The Voices In My Head! Subscribe for…
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Stupid, Really Stupid
Percy Pumptice (1930 – 2005) was the only human with an IQ of minus 57. I was young and stupid when I got married, really stupid. I thought I could win…
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Gary Johnston
July 2023
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